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Has Obama Failed To Reduce Hostility Toward Obnoxious Americans Abroad?

Report: Economy Failing Because U.S. Built On Ancient Indian Burial Grounds

Should Adults Be Allowed To Bring Kids To R-Rated Movies Where We Masturbate?

AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans

In The Know: Should More Americans Get In On The EZ-Go Juicer Craze?

Truck Accident That Killed Rafters in Canyon Sparks Truck-Canyon-Rafter Reform Debate

How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

In The Know: Report: Most College Males Admit To Regularly Getting Stoked

In The Know: Are The Obamas Out Of Touch With The Average Miserable American Family?

In The Know: Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

In The Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?

In The Know: Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?

In The Know: Are Politicians Failing Our Lobbyists?

In The Know: New Iraqi Law Requires Waiting Period For Suicide Vest Purchases

In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

Should Animals Be Doing More For The Animal Rights Movement?

In The Know: Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

In The Know: White House Announces 'Everything Is Great In Iraf'

Should Americans Return To A Simpler, Stone Age Lifestyle?

In The Know: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote

In The Know: Should We Be Shaming Obese Children More?

In The Know: Is Our Wealth Hurting Africa s Feelings?

In The Know: Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?

In The Know: War On Terror

In The Know: Do You Remember Life Before The Segway?

In The Know: The U.S. Moat